Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao


Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

Girl: What do you like in me?

Girl: What do you like in me?



Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.

Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo



Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?





DIL

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay


kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

App Mujhay

App Mujhay

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.