Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?

Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?

Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Best SMS of the year

Best SMS of the year

Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.


Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

You are very special for me

You are very special for me

You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.

It is a modern ramayan

It is a modern ramayan

Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa

One Boy To Another,

One Boy To Another,

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

I have already donate five litrs.

I have already donate five litrs.

Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.

Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.
this shows nothing is impossibal.
now in 2009 City bank rejected loan 4 me.but in 2020 i m planing 2
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Apply 4 loan again.

BE REALISTIC YAR.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Santa’s sexy wife

Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Evil made a mother-in-law.

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Excitement in Examz!!!…

Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Mr.Bean Science

Mr.Bean Science

Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

**…PROBLEM & CHALLENGE…**

**…PROBLEM & CHALLENGE…**

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

Girl fully exhausted

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

World shortest jokes

World shortest jokes

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P