Wife

Wife

Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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Biwi(gusse me)

Biwi(gusse me)

Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

Joke kaisa laga ?

Joke kaisa laga ?

u r…
A B C D E F G H I J K L

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D=Dashing

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G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

jeevan me ………

jeevan me ………

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.